Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 30 different games.) Total Medal Score: 960 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/255 points)
Get 10 kills
Get 100 kills
Get 1,000 kills
Get 10 headshots
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 headshots
Earn 4 stars for all game modes
Prestige your profile
Medals Earned: 6/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (75/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 3/12 (40/350 points)
Get 10 kills in Ranked mode
Get the first kill in Ranked mode
Survive wave 5 in Undead Survival
Get 10 headshots in Ranked mode
Get 100 kills in Ranked mode
Get 50 headshots in Ranked mode
Earn a killstreak in Ranked mode
Survive wave 5 in Terrorist Survival
Survive wave 5 in Chaos Survival
Get 500 kills in Ranked mode
Get 100 headshots in Ranked mode
Prestige in Ranked mode
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/155 points)
Correctly guess 5 faces.
Correctly guess 30 faces.
Correctly guess 60 faces.
Correctly guess ALL the faces!
Finish the quiz when the year isn't 2022.
Correctly guess Stepford.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/485 points)
Reached level 2
Reached level 3
Beat the game without killing any fish
Make it as far as possible without pressing the WASD keys
Beat the game without taking damage
Discover all the secret rooms
